A: Nowhere, really. I made it up.
Q: What grade are you in?
A: I am a college sophomore (last updated in the 2009-10 school year in case I forget).
Q: Are you actually working on anything?
A: Yes, secretly.
Q: Are you the same curtmack that ?
A: Probably. I know there's another curtmack somewhere out there (I googled the name once), but I don't think he has any real achievements. And if a curtmack invents the cure to cancer at some point, well, you know who did it
Q: Have you seen anime/game/manga/webcomic X?
A: Probably not. The list of anime/games/manga/webcomics I've seen is tragically short.
Q: OMG UR SLOW WHY CAN'T YOU UPDATE 20 TIMES PER SECOND !!!1!!!!1111!
A: Because I can only type at 75 words per minute. Updating 20 times per second would mean I could only update 1/16th of a word per update. Completely infeasible.
Q: Where did you learn Japanese?
A: My high school offers it as an elective. I hear a number of colleges also offer it.